Aggravated assault for farting?

A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she farted in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it. 

The Broward Sheriff’s Office reports 37-year-old Shanetta Yvette Wilson passed gas while waiting in line at the Dollar General Sunday night and offended another customer.  The Sheriff’s report says Wilson and the man got into an argument “in reference to the defendant farting loudly.”

Wilson pulled a knife and told the man she was going to “gut him.”  Wilson was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.  No word from the Sheriff on which was more deadly: Her small pocketknife or her gas.